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Sister Sally Smith is a member of my church, 85 years old and just as spry as anyone. She was in the process of getting the 4 remainder teeth she had pulled and was going to get herself some false teeth. Suddenly she had to have gall bladder surgery, after 2 days in hospital she was being released. she ask her dr. would it be ok to go ahead and have her teeth pulled Dr. gave his ok on the way home she stopped by the dentist and got them pulled. The next day the preacher went by to visit Sister Sally, as they were visiting the preacher noticed a bowl of peanuts on the table inbetween their chairs he helped himself to them after a while he reached in the bowl for more and there was none Preacher said oh Sister Sally I have sat here and eaten all of your peanuts I'm so sorry. Sister Sally said Awh preacher don't worry about it since I have had my teeth pulled all I can do is suck the chocolate off them.

Klaus Karbaumer says 2018-12-06 09:18:05 (CST)



That's horrible, but nevertheless you made me laugh!


5 years ago via Forums | Front Porch Forum

Mike Rock says 2018-12-06 20:01:17 (CST)



Oh gosh, I'm not sure which is the bigger laugh, the revived rabbit or the sucked to death peanuts....... THANKS for a great laugh.

God bless.


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